You can't silence the truth, but you can talk over it.

On moments of silence

I hate moments of silence. I mean, geez. Who invented the damn things? I'll tell you who. A jerk. That's who. The thing with moments of silence, you know, is that everybody's…how you say… silent. Man, if that's not peer pressure, then I don't know what is.

Continue reading this entry ...

On artificial intelligence

You know, I've often wished I was a robot. Robots have it made, and not only because of those snazzy nightvision deelies.

Continue reading this entry ...

On judicial reform

So there's this whole controversy over swearing on Bibles in court. One side says that oaths on the Bible violate the Separation of Church and State, or some such liberal propaganda. The other side says it's just symbolic, and it doesn't violate nothin'.

Continue reading this entry ...

On religious persecution

[Link]A large Delaware school district promoted Christianity so aggressively that a Jewish family felt it necessary to move to Wilmington, two hours away, because they feared retaliation for filing a lawsuit.

Continue reading this entry ...

US Air Force funding study of blogs

The Air Force Office of Scientific Research recently began funding a new research area that includes a study of blogs. Blog research may provide information analysts and warfighters with invaluable help in fighting the war on terrorism.

Hot, steamy cuttlefish sex

'It's a giant orgy. The waters of the Spencer Gulf are simply reeking with sex at the moment, as millions of Giant Australian cuttlefish arrive for their annual breeding season.'

Funny Words

I'm no linguist. I don't pretend to know why I say things, listen to people, or drop cinderblocks in gelatin. But that never seems to stop me.

Continue reading this entry ...

Packrats unite

So I'm sorting through my desks and closets and drawers and such, and have discovered that I possess a great deal of strange things. Here is a list of some that stand out:

Continue reading this entry ...

Fides

As an atheist and supporter of science, I have been told time and again by theists that science is a religion.

Continue reading this entry ...

Wax - an allegory

I used to be an amateur candlemaker. I made candles. Candles were my specialty. Some might even claim that candles were my forté. Others, however, would frown upon that claim. But those people are pessimists, and pessimists should only frown upon themselves.

Continue reading this entry ...

Science Friday: Real Climate

Blogger Darksyde interviews 3 leading climatologists about global warming, at popular blog Unscrewing The Inscrutable.

Lego Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

A loyal follower of His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, build a roughly 3000-piece lego church to the FSM.

Study shows that newly awaken are groggier than sleep-deprived

People who have just woken up are likely to be groggier than those who have not slept for some time. In fact, this study claims that they might as well be drunk.

God-seeking Muslims kill each other in stampede

So you've got a bunch of devoutly religious people climbing over rocks to find some holy spot, and they have a ritual involving throwing stones at a 'symbolic devil.' It seems like a recipe for disaster, and this disaster has even happened before.

Web trolls, go to jail!

President Bush signed a law making it illegal to anonymously post annoying messages on web page. How delightfully ridiculous.

Latest Comments

Profile

Cardinal Biggles

Articles Posted: 9
Links Seeded: 7
Member Since: 11/2005Last Seen: 5/06/2007

Writer, journalist and actor. Studies indicate that I am twice as awesome as studies indicate.

Cardinal Biggles's Feeds

Subscribe to Cardinal Biggles's content using the feeds below. Use RSS for your newsreader and JSS to insert onto your own blog:
  • Articles
  • Seeds